Monday, April 6, 2015

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Harry Reid Accuses Ted Cruz of Being Space Alien

Senator Harry Reid's office released a press release late last week accusing presidential candidate Ted Cruz of actually being a space alien. The announcement immediately went viral in the mainstream media, who accepted it on face value with no questioning of the veracity of the claims. When reporters from Freedom's Fight asked Senator Reid about the truthfulness of the claim, he stated, "Lying has served me well in the past, and I see no reason to quit now." Upon being asked about his sources for the claim, Senator Reid continued, "A little birdie told me that Senator Cruz has seen at least two of the original Star Wars movies, and if you ask me he seemed just a little too amused by the bar scene on the planet Tatooine." The senator also refused to release the name of the little birdie, saying "I happen to know that there are a lot of right wing wacko waterfowl and upland bird hunters out there. If I were to release his name, they would most certainly hunt him down and eat him, possibly with a side of bacon. They would be so shameless about it that they wouldn't even feel bad about having dessert afterwards. It's sad that this situation exists in America today." When our reporters asked whether he planned to keep lying in the future, Reid stated "I'd be lying if I said no." Senator Cruz's office could not be reached for comment, which led Reid to further accuse Cruz of using taxpayer funds to vacation on the planet Schwartz.

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Attention All Morons Protesting Indiana's New Religious Freedom Law:

Which, by the way, is no different than the 1st Amendment, federal law, and 19 other states' laws.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Your Idiot-In-Chief

20 Quotes By Barack Obama About Islam and Mohammed

#1 “The future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam”
#2 “The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer”
#3 “We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world — including in my own country.”
#4 “As a student of history, I also know civilization’s debt to Islam.”
#6 “Islam has always been part of America”
#8 “These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”
#9 “America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings.”
#10 “I made clear that America is not – and never will be – at war with Islam.”
#11 “Islam is not part of the problem in combating violent extremism – it is an important part of promoting peace.”
#12 “So I have known Islam on three continents before coming to the region where it was first revealed”
#13 “In ancient times and in our times, Muslim communities have been at the forefront of innovation and education.”
#14 “Throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality.”
#15 “Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality
#16 “The Holy Koran tells us, ‘O mankind! We have created you male and a female; and we have made you into nations and tribes so that you may know one another.’”
#17 “I look forward to hosting an Iftar dinner celebrating Ramadan here at the White House later this week, and wish you a blessed month.”
#18 “We’ve seen those results in generations of Muslim immigrants – farmers and factory workers, helping to lay the railroads and build our cities, the Muslim innovators who helped build some of our highest skyscrapers and who helped unlock the secrets of our universe.”
#19 “That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.”
#20 “I also know that Islam has always been a part of America’s story.”

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20 Quotes By Barack Obama About Christianity and the Bible

#1 “Whatever we once were, we are no longer a Christian nation”
#2 “We do not consider ourselves a Christian nation.”
#3 “Which passages of scripture should guide our public policy?  Should we go with Leviticus, which suggests slavery is OK and that eating shellfish is an abomination?  Or we could go with Deuteronomy, which suggests stoning your child if he strays from the faith?”
#4 “Even those who claim the Bible’s inerrancy make distinctions between Scriptural edicts, sensing that some passages – the Ten Commandments, say, or a belief in Christ’s divinity – are central to Christian faith, while others are more culturally specific and may be modified to accommodate modern life.”
#5 “The American people intuitively understand this, which is why the majority of Catholics practice birth control and some of those opposed to gay marriage nevertheless are opposed to a Constitutional amendment to ban it. Religious leadership need not accept such wisdom in counseling their flocks, but they should recognize this wisdom in their politics.”
#6 From Obama’s book, The Audacity of Hope: “I am not willing to have the state deny American citizens a civil union that confers equivalent rights on such basic matters as hospital visitation or health insurance coverage simply because the people they love are of the same sex—nor am I willing to accept a reading of the Bible that considers an obscure line in Romans to be more defining of Christianity than the Sermon on the Mount.”
#7 Obama’s response when asked what his definition of sin is: “Being out of alignment with my values.”
#8 “If all it took was someone proclaiming I believe Jesus Christ and that he died for my sins, and that was all there was to it, people wouldn’t have to keep coming to church, would they.”
#9 “This is something that I’m sure I’d have serious debates with my fellow Christians about. I think that the difficult thing about any religion, including Christianity, is that at some level there is a call to evangelize and prostelytize. There’s the belief, certainly in some quarters, that people haven’t embraced Jesus Christ as their personal savior that they’re going to hell.”
#10 “I find it hard to believe that my God would consign four-fifths of the world to hell.  I can’t imagine that my God would allow some little Hindu kid in India who never interacts with the Christian faith to somehow burn for all eternity.  That’s just not part of my religious makeup.”
#11 “I don’t presume to have knowledge of what happens after I die. But I feel very strongly that whether the reward is in the here and now or in the hereafter, the aligning myself to my faith and my values is a good thing.”
#12 “I’ve said this before, and I know this raises questions in the minds of some evangelicals. I do not believe that my mother, who never formally embraced Christianity as far as I know … I do not believe she went to hell.”
#13 Those opposed to abortion cannot simply invoke God’s will–they have to explain why abortion violates some principle that is accessible to people of all faiths.”
#14 On his support for civil unions for gay couples: “If people find that controversial then I would just refer them to the Sermon on the Mount.”
#15 “You got into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”
#16 “In our household, the Bible, the Koran and the Bhagavad Gita sat on the shelf alongside books of Greek and Norse and African mythology”
#17 “On Easter or Christmas Day, my mother might drag me to church, just as she dragged me to the Buddhist temple, the Chinese New Year celebration, the Shinto shrine, and ancient Hawaiian burial sites.”
#18 “We have Jews, Muslims, Hindus, atheists, agnostics, Buddhists, and their own path to grace is one that we have to revere and respect as much as our own”
#19 “All of us have a responsibility to work for the day when the mothers of Israelis and Palestinians can see their children grow up without fear; when the Holy Land of the three great faiths is the place of peace that God intended it to be; when Jerusalem is a secure and lasting home for Jews and Christians and Muslims, and a place for all of the children of Abraham to mingle peacefully together as in the story of Isra— (applause) — as in the story of Isra, when Moses, Jesus, and Mohammed, peace be upon them, joined in prayer.  (Applause.)”
#20 “I believe that there are many paths to the same place, and that is a belief that there is a higher power, a belief that we are connected as a people.”

Top Ten Reasons To Vote Democrat:

  1. I like the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.  I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
  2. I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.
  3. I believe the government will do a better job spending the money I earn than I would.
  4. Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
  5. I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.  I'm also thankful we have a 911 that gets police to your home in order to identity your body after a home invasion.
  6. I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death-row inmates alive and comfy.
  7. I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
  8. I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.  They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
  9. I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
  10. I think it's better to pay billions of dollars for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America.  We don't care about those beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Idiotic Regime

Today we see the great benefits of our most respected President's recent negotiations with terrorists.  Our beloved leader, President Barack Obama was successfully able to negotiate the release of one deserter and traitor (Bowe Bergdahl, who served with honor & distinction according to National Security Advisor Susan Rice) for 5 senior Taliban commanders.

Not only do we now have a traitor to incarcerate, at our expense (assuming our the legal system is allowed to even charge and sentence this POS), but the enemy is now emboldened to take U.S. citizens/soldiers/anyone for that matter, hostage.  Our enemies can't lose.  Terrorists can now rest assured that our highly intelligent regime will give them multiple leaders in exchange for one enemy of the state. 

The only question remaining?  How much cash will this regime be willing to throw in for the next exchange?

Monday, March 23, 2015

AR-15 M855 Ammunition Ban May Be Not Over Yet!

Liberals just can't accept that the American people do not want their socialist "Utopia".  Undeterred by the recent failure of the ATF (and director B. Todd Jones) to ban certain AR15 ammunition, liberal democrats are ratcheting up the pressure on the new ATF director in an attempt to revive the ban.


http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/03/22/democrat-to-meet-with-new-atf-director-to-revive-ar-15-ammo-ban/

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Is Obama conspiring with Russia and other countries to destroy the United States?

Is Obama conspiring with Russia and other countries to destroy the United States?  Let's look at recent events:

(Reuters) - President Barack Obama was caught on camera on Monday assuring outgoing Russian President Dmitry Medvedev that he will have "more flexibility" to deal with contentious issues like missile defense after the U.S. presidential election.
Obama, during talks in Seoul, urged Moscow to give him "space" until after the November ballot, and Medvedev said he would relay the message to incoming Russian president Vladimir Putin.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/26/us-nuclear-summit-obama-medvedev-idUSBRE82P0JI20120326

Former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. John Bolton:  "As we come to the end of the year (2013), we have the Egyptian military back in power, which is essentially where we were at the beginning of the Arab Spring," Bolton said.  "Yet, because of the administration's inept handling of events in Egypt, we have now succeeded in alienating every major element of Egyptian society.....The Russians are now back in trying to sell weapons, which they haven't been in 40 years."
Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2013/12/bolton-putin-plot-to-reconstitute-old-soviet-union/#rfkrjawwp7uIu4Bj.99

Iranian scientists - with Russian help - have set up two sites to use laser technology to enrich uranium for the regime's nuclear bomb program, according to a source in the Revolutionary Guards intelligence unit.
http://www.wnd.com/2013/01/russia-helping-iran-accelerate-nuke-program/

A senior Russian defense official has announced that Moscow is looking to build military bases throughout different countries in Asia and the Western Hemisphere.
According to RIA Novosti, Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu said Russia is looking to build military bases in Vietnam, Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua, the Seychelles, Singapore and several other countries.
http://thediplomat.com/2014/02/russia-says-its-building-naval-bases-in-asia-latin-america/

Washington (AFP) - The Pentagon plans to scale back the US Army by more than an eighth to its lowest level since before World War II, signaling a shift after more than a decade of ground wars.
http://news.yahoo.com/pentagon-proposes-shrink-us-army-pre-wwii-level-183915098.html;_ylt=AwrTWf1X8gtTyCsAGVTQtDMD

The Constitution is in shambles.  Our economy and healthcare system are being destroyed.  And let us not forget Frank Marshall Davis, Obama's communist mentor.  Is all this merely coincidence?  You'll have to decide for yourself.  If you have any questions, please refer to "Rules for Radicals" by Saul Alinsky.
Iranian scientists – with Russian help – have set up two sites to use laser technology to enrich uranium for the regime’s nuclear bomb program, according to a source in the Revolutionary Guards intelligence unit.
Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2013/01/russia-helping-iran-accelerate-nuke-program/#tlOGi283pVxcOpMu.99

Thursday, October 3, 2013

National Parks

President Obama and Democrats want to so totally control your life, that they are willing to shut down portions of the federal government if they don't get their way.

After passing a wholly unconstitutional healthcare reform law, republicans in the house are attempting to defund this unwanted law.  Democrats are so in love with their power that they are unwilling to negotiate.

Ironically, this so called shut-down closes all National Parks.  Where in the following do we see "National Parks" as a constitutionally valid reason for the federal government owning land?  That's right, National Parks are technically unconstitutional.

Article I Section 8, clause 17 of the United States Constitution states:
“Congress shall have power to . . . exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten Miles square), as may, by Cession of particular States, and the Acceptance of Congress, become the Seat of the Government of the United States, and to exercise like Authority over all Places purchased by the Consent of the Legislature of the State in which the Same shall be for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-Yards, and other needful Buildings...”,